Pub Joke

[Canary42]

Motorway goes into a pub.

Motorway: Give me a pint!

Barman: There you go. That'll be £2.20

Motorway: I'm not paying for this. I'm mad I am, MAD.

Barman: Alright, alright keep your money.

Motorway sits in the corner of the pub, drinking its pint.

Dual carriageway comes into the pub.

Dual carriageway: Give me a pint!

Barman: There you go. That'll be £2.20.

Dual carriageway: I'm not paying for this. I'm mad I am, MAD.

Barman: Not another nutter.

Dual carriageway: I'm bloody mad I am.

Barman: Alright, alright keep it.

Dual carriageway and Motorway sit in the corner of the pub drinking their pints.

Tarmac comes into the pub.

Tarmac: Give me a pint

Barman: There you go. That'll be £2.20.

Tarmac: I'm not paying for this. I'm mad I am, MAD.

Barman: Look I'm not having this. No more free pints!

Dual carriageway and Motorway: (Shaking their heads) You'd better let him have it, he's a cycle path

[Old_Geezer]

Should've know by it's colour !

[Fanriffic]

Hee Hee!

That reminds me of the joke:
Man goes into a pub with a piece of tarmac under his arm.
He says to the barman, "A pint of lager and one for the road."

These jokes are on shaky ground.

[DTCwordfan]

get the handcuffs out - and that's for canary, not the folk in the pub.