The Seven Ages Of Socks

[RobNorth]

The seven ages of socks:
1. Someone else puts them on for you.
2. You can only just manage by lying on your back and bending your legs up.
3. You can do it but you must be sitting down.
4. For most of your life you can do it anywhere, standing on one leg.
5. You can do it but you must be sitting down.
6. You can only just manage by lying on your back and bending your legs up.
7. Someone else puts them on for you.....

[Mamyalynne]

So true Rob, so true.

[piggynose]

my back been a problem since i was 40, very stiff back, so putting socks on has been a problem for years.

[Vagus]

Ha ha ha ha, very good and so true, we both just had a good laugh, thank you x

[Rosie29]

Sometimes when Ì'm struggling I think to myself - how on earth did I used to do this ?

[DTCwordfan]

you've forgotten the eighth - the worms and bugs eat them for their supper off you.

[lady-janine]

The next age is where they may be worn into lace-like holes and binned. Socks not feet.

[Vagus]

Obviously not seen my feet ladyj...

[pastafreak]

I'm some where between 4 and 5...don't dare try to stand on one leg, and don't need to sit. So I bend over...

[lady-janine]

Vagus - eerrr no. Not had that pleasure yet.