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[ToraToraTora]

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"...err no it's your P45 love"

[aelmpvw]

final two at speed dating event swap numbers

[McMouse]

Fiver each way on an early referendum.

[LadyCG]

Wee Jimmy looks delighted as she receives her daily fan mail from A Asquith of Ferguslie Park in Paisley.

[Mamyalynne]

Here's our order, no gherkin on mine please.

[Ken4155]

No need to give me your private number personally, Boris, it's available on line.

[ToraToraTora]

couple of nasties removed I see, wonder who they were!

[Atheist]

probably you, TTT! You do have form.

[Sunk]

“ There you are Boris - It’s an invoice for parking you Nuclear Submarines at Faslane. “

[Sunk]

“ It’s an B&Q gift voucher Boris - Get yourself some nice wallpaper “

[Sunk]

“ Here is your EU membership application form,
Ms Sturgeon. “

[royfromaus]

It's Nicola Sturgeon in the picture...just saying.

[Sunk]

“ Mr Johnson - I am not Mrs Doubtfire, so you’ll have to find a nanny somewhere else. “

[douglas9401]

Thank you for flying Nicolair today.
Please help yourself to a complimentary baby box and a scale and polish on the hoose.
Nae bevvying mind!

[alavahalf]

Here ye go Boris darlin .. it's an artists impression of the new wall !

[Patsy33]

She's always been a fan of The Chuckle Brothers.....
"To me to you"

[tamborine]

Welcome to VirginAir, I'll join you in the c0ckp1t