Captions Please......

[ToraToraTora]

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/05/03/22/57369013-10779787-image-a-42_1651612066026.jpg

 

[Canary42]

He's saying , "I know the Daily Mail will publish this picture, and TTT will rush to endorse it".

 

And he's right on both counts LOL.

[SparklyKid]

Is that the right position to grab angela by the throat.

[ToraToraTora]

Labour leader demonstrates new Tai Chi move....

[newmodarmy]

How will I get a grip on Angela? Just like that!

[Smowball]

" In bed last night my wife asked me what my favourite position was. I thought she was talking  about Angela......"

[douglas9401]

I have a firm grip on things.

[ToraToraTora]

No BA material yet......could do better!

[juliecarlstan]

Oh!! I had a hold of Papa Smurf!! 

[Smowball]

"Ive been thinking about the serious truancy issues in the % of male pupils ages 14-16 in the London boroughs, and I think we shud bring in a new Education ruling that for every full school week attended with no absences each male will receive a full head & shoulder massage from Mimi's Massages, a local service which seems to be very very popular! "