Management Lesson....

[smudge]

Johnny fancied a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someone else...

One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said:

"I'll give you a �100 for sex", but the girl said "NO".

Johnny said: "I'll be really quick, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend said "Ask him for �200, pick the money up fast & he won't even be able to get his pants down".

So she agrees and accepts the proposal.

Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.

Finally after 45mins the boyfriend calls and asks "What happened then?".....

She said "the b*****d used coins"!


Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety, before agreeing to it and getting screwed.

[B00]

lol, brilliant smudge-heh!

[toonmilo]

Superb!!

[smudge]

Brrrrr - back again! It's freezing out there & still slippery on the roads - but you still get the odd nutter exceeding the speed limit!

I'm glad you enjoyed that BOO & toonmilo!

Where would we be without a little humour on these dreary cold days!