Gay cowboy

[BriWrite]

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and was determined to keep the ranch, so she placed an ad in the newspaper. Only two cowboys applied for the job, one was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and eventually decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and kept the ranch running smoothly. She really got to like the ranch hand, and after a couple of months she said to him "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and enjoy yourself." The hired hand agreed and went into town on the Saturday night. He returned around two-thirty a little tipsy, upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow standing by the fireplace with a bottle of wine, waiting for him. She called him over and with a knowing smile said, " Would you like to unbutton my blouse and take it off." With trembling fingers, he did as she asked. "Now my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it and it fell to the floor. "Now my bra." She said as she sipped her wine. Again with trembling hands, he did as he was told. "Now," she said, "Take off my panties." The ranch hand, obviously nervous tugged at them gently and they dropped to the floor with the rest of her clothes. With a satisfied smile she looked into the embarrassed mans eyes and said to him. "If you ever wear my f***ing clothes again, you're fired."

[Leight0n]

Good one!