4 questions in one (NOT TRIVIA!!!!)

[Bewlay Bros]

I have little questions that are not worthy of their own inclusion, so shall group them together in a bid to receive at least one answer.

1) Is it only poor people who get their mobile camera out at the sight of any famous person in the street?

2) Did you think Torvill ever jiggy jiggied with Dean?

3) Has "The Bill" lost its old charm since it is near enough a soap opera nowadays?

4) Can I get single malt in the USA or will I be laughed at by huge cowboys drinking JD only?

Thank you.

[4GS]

1) no
2) She looks like a pig in knickers, he'd have to be bladdered first
3) Cant answer, I never watch crappy soaps
4) Yes you can

[mccfluff]

1no
2/yes
3/yes
4/yes and depends on where you are drinking

[Reverandfunk]

Torville never dun her. Isn't she a bean flicker?

[Reverandfunk]

Dean even lol

[Bewlay Bros]

Whats a Dean flicker?

[4GS]

Bean flicker/female masterbation
it's a play on his name, bean/Dean

[funnygirl]

1 - No
2 - Yes, she must have!!
3 - No, I still love it and it's live tonight!!
4 - Yes, surely.

[legend758duo]

no yes yes yes

[Bewlay Bros]

Lambert, you fail to read my joke. Well done.

And sorry to correct you but bean flicker refers more to lesbianism than to masturbation (though it still can)

[cazzz1975]

1) no
2) eww no one would care in honesty
3) boring!
4) go over and find out, arent you going xmas shopping in the states soon?

[Bewlay Bros]

I have a holiday there over Christmas cazzzzz. First time as a civilian accross the pond.