Little Johnny...

[Lucy Thomas]

Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one chocolate bar after another. After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that chocolate isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."
Little Johnny replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 chocolate bars at a time?"
Little Johnny said, "No, he minded his own f***ing business."