woolie love

[col craddock]

An impoverished guy is in need of sexual gratification so he heads for the local ***** house.
"I need some action but I only got a dollar "he says, the madam gives him a piece of wool with a hole in it and the guy takes it. Next day exactly the same thing, dollar for a piece of wool with a hole.same thing evey day for a month then one day a piece of wool WITHOUT a hole, "Hey" says the guy" whats this, no hole"
"Well" says the Madam "yo such a good customer i thought I'd give you a virgin this time"

[spaced]

oh dear