********* joke

[123everton]

There's a lion in the jungle and it's eating all the animals so the local farmers get together and send in the American Police. The Yanks go into the jungle and come out the next day all tattered and torn saying we looked everywhere and we can't find the lion. So the farmers ask the British Police to go in, so the Brits march in and come out 2 days later all scratched, tattered and torn saying we've looked everywhere and we can't find the lion. So the farmers ask the Saudi Arabian Police to go in, so the Saudis march in and 10 minutes later the lion comes out with his paws in the air going "alright you've got me I'm the lion, I'm the one who did it." Did you get it? A good friend of mine (a British Muslim of Pakistani origin) told us that joke the other night (and was chuckling to himself the whole time) f you don't get it I'll try and write in tomorrow. I bet you all thought it was going to be something else.