hello everybody

[lungpoop]

hello everybody. well i had a visitor today and i was in luck because the went for a number 2 in the toilet and because the water is off it was still there when they left. Well because I havent eaten all day i dragged myself in there and fished it out of the toilet, picked off the toilet roll, covered it in ketchup and took a bite. I wish I could have held my nose at the same time but I only have 1 arm. I wass nearly sick but it made a change because I only have dioreha and that one was solid.
I feel sick. So sick
I fear I only have days left to live I cant take anymore

[whiffey]

You lost your third arm yesterday I thought?

You need to keep notes on a blackboard. Would you like a slice of ham?

[lungpoop]

yes please whiffey. you are so kind to me.

[whiffey]

I thought you had a kind voice, a bit poofy, but fundamentally something this great country can build on.

[cazzz1975]

3rd post rule makes you lungpoop whiffey

[whiffey]

What's the 3rd post rule?

[cazzz1975]

its the eds own method of fraud post detection

[whiffey]

Yes, but what IS it?

[cazzz1975]

Thats information is on a need to know basis only, I hope you will understand.

[whiffey]

^ She is playing for time. Pshaw !!

[cazzz1975]

3rd post rule never lies.

[lungpoop]

has anyone else tried eating their own faeces? There is puss and blood pouring out of my bottom. The infection must be getting really bad. Oh the putrid smell.

[cazzz1975]

is everyone else just you and me? there are only 2 posters on this thread

[whiffey]

No, there are 6, please try to keep up.

[raysparx1]

Get a bendy straw get the postman to stick it up your chuffer then suck your insides out, hopefully then you can disappear in a cloud of poop and feathers.

[lungpoop]

i found a piece of mouldy bread and i tried dipping it in the puss and blood but it didnt taste very nice. I prefer faeces

[lungpoop]

ive just coughed out my own tonsils.