little april

[tonyav]

was asleep in class the teacher decided to try to catch her out and asks ' tell me april who created the universe ?, when april didnt stir, her friend little johnny jabbed her in the back with a pen, ' GOD ALMIGHTY ! ' shouted april. a little later the teacher asks her ' who is our saviour ?' johnny again prods her with a pen and april shouts ' JESUS CHRIST ! ' the teacher was determined to catch her asleep and asks ' what did eve say to adam after she had their 23rd child ?' johnny again comes to the rescue and jabs april who screams ' IF YOU STICK THAT F@CKING THING IN ME ONCE MORE, ILL BREAK IT IN HALF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR AR@SE !!!' the teacher fainted.

[keithlbw]

Brilliant