Daily Star ... day 3

[joggerjayne]

Well, I am now into my 3rd day as a Daily Star reader.

Front page - Michael Jackson was taking lots of painkilling drugs.

I guess they copied that from some 2 week old magazine they found in the dentist's waiting room.

But, on the bright side, the Page 3 girl is quite pretty (still has strange boobs, though).

Cheryl Cole is on page 10, described as a "Hollywood Goddess" but her legs look AWFUL !!!!

And Madonna is on page 11, waving what they describe as her "floppy arm" (= bingo wings).

I'm becoming hooked.

But they need to find some Page 3 girls with nicer boobs before I sellotape them on my kitchen wall !!!

(actually, Olive would only take them down again)

[sarumite]

The Sun is noted for Boobs of all kinds JJ ... why not widen your horizons even further? ;o)

[sara3]

poor Olive, how she must suffer!

[Rosetta]

Have you cracked the crossword yet?

[joggerjayne]

I am concerned that The Sun crossword might not be very good.

Whereas The Daily Star today offers ...

7a. Fortunate (5) L _ C _ Y

(that will keep me thinking for the rest of the morning !!!!)

[Dina73]

Is that right Jayne? you are saving the vouchers for a cheap holiday?

If the minimum is for 4 people, who would you go with?

[joggerjayne]

vibe ...

A Butlin's holiday cannot be worth �9.50

Hey, Ro ... x

Sassy ... Olive loves it really !!

[joggerjayne]

Dina ...

I've asked Sean Connery, Daniel Craig and Tyra Banks.

=0)

[joggerjayne]

Okay ... vibe instead of Daniel Craig.

[Dina73]

Do you think any of those would like Butlins?

[sara3]

Jayne, I'd join you if Tyra can't make it.

[Panic Button]

Sounds to me like you should switch to the Daily Sport.

[China-Doll]

I'll go to butlins, I like the funfair type rides but my favourite is the water slides, they're amazing!

[craft1948]

I think you should aim high.....and go to Pontins!! I well remember the fun of singing the Crocodile song whilst the little kiddies did the Crocodile march every evening before bedtime......high class entertainment indeed.

[China-Doll]

Hey sweetcheeks... No coffee yet! There's some discussion as to getting take away coffee or making coffee...

[mccfluff]

takeaway coffee every time

whats strange about the boobs then?

[joggerjayne]

Fluffy ...

They don't seem to be a matching pair. The left one is wider and flatter.

Nice nipples, though.

I see also, on page 2, that a mum who obtained IVF to give birth when she was 67 ... has died ... aged 69.

So ... poor little motherless 2 year old twins. Good old record breaking "world's oldest mum".