for ladyalex

[baitress]

Thanks for that info in jubo's thread, my lady.
I've got in a stock of wincarnis and tenalady for attendees.
regards, roger

[ladyalex]

You're a marvel, baitress.

I daren't tell you of the goings on tonight.....but if you come over now you'll be just in time for the raffle.
:-))

[baitress]

What are the prizes this week, my lady?
I don't want any more of that wincarnis muck. It turned my dentures green.
Roger

[ladyalex]

some lavender bags, half a packet of pipe cleaners, some stitches left over from someone's knitting, pernod biscuits and some potted spiders...but there was a bit of an incident earlier on in the evening when Alfie the agouti had a bit of a nibble at some of them. I think there are some toffees too with hardly any fluff on them....

[baitress]

Those pipe cleaners sound good. I could use them to get rid of some of my earwax

[ladyalex]

If you did that, you could hand them in again next week as lubricating sticks......

[baitress]

or even use them as swizzle sticks in the Wincarnis.

[atsgran]

How do you get from one club to the other as quickly lady, is there a tunnel?

[ladyalex]

There's no end to their uses.

Garden dibbers for very small bulbs.....

Cat annoyers........

Bathroom grout cleaners....

But, I'm sorry , the raffle has been drawn so if you don't hurry over the prizes will have gone and you'll never know.

[ladyalex]

Curses !
Rumbled again.
It's a fair cop, atsgran...the tunnel starts halfway up the stairs. Just press the wainscot and you're away.
Don't tell the others, though or they'll all want to come through.

[baitress]

Hey my lady, if you look out of the window, it appears that a bus with the local Darby & Joan club have arrived

[ladyalex]

No No No ...keep those thugs out. They mug people and steal our raffle prizes. What they did to our pet elephant was unspeakable. Don't let them in.

[baitress]

its OK my lady, I confronted them and impounded their zimmer frames

[ladyalex]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. You are a marvel, baitress. You deserve a medal.
Did they hurt you very badly ?

[baitress]

No the old dears tried to lick me. I'm having trouble getting the lipstick off and one of their colostomy bags burst and ruined my trousers. But I managed to hold them off.
I could sure murder a cold lager though if there is any going.

[ladyalex]

Well, you'll have to come through the tunnel to look for the lager.....we tend to have cocktails, though rather than beer....our favourites at present are Pernod and Bailleys or Vodka and ribena....

[ladyalex]

I'm off to bed now , baitress. Lovely speaking to you again. No doubt see you around the site tomorrow, :-))