The bird feeder......shall we take it down?

[R1Geezer]

"bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, and the table...everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be...quite, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.

Now lets see...our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, free education and allows anyone born here to be a automatic citizen. Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families: you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor: your child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English: Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to press "one" to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than "Old Glory" are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties. Maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder"

[keyplus90]

I am sure that I never heard this cry before.

[anotheoldgit]

If a Magpies had moved in in the first place, that would have cut down on the amount of birds taking your porch/patio over.

[fredpuli47]

And there was I thinking 'A post about ornithology, posted in 'news' by mistake' ! I might have known that blackbirds would feature in some form or other.

Sorry to hear you're being dive- bombed and shat on by immigrants, all the same.

[Gromit]

If you thought this was all the Geezer's own work, it is not - it has been doing the rounds on the internet for a couple of years. We don't have 'Emergency Rooms' we have A&E. Bi-lingual Cornflake packets, not in the UK. Just another bit of Trash imported from over the pond.

http://www.google.co....Search&meta=&aq=f&oq=

[fredpuli47]

Quite.Did wonder why RIG was so keen on Old Glory, was talking of '2nd grade' and had a bilingual bank which asked him what language he wanted. !

[anotheoldgit]

/// If you thought this was all the Geezer's own work, it is not -///

You have got such a jealous mind Gromit, at no time did Geezer ever give the impression that it was his own work?

I have also seen the item before, but didn't find the need to criticise.

I still thought it was appropriate and funny.

Ah! but I forgot you lefties haven't got a sense of humour, and what humour we have left in this country, your lot are trying to stamp it out, with your political correctness.

[R1Geezer]

well Gromit's on the ball!