Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open


As the re-instated raffle was not held last week we have a large number of prizes available this week, so the Committee encourages members.

After the dreadful events of last week, a new entry system has been installed in an effort to keep out trespassers from the Home for the Bewildered. The pass code is Whitehall 1212. Members should enter this code using morse code on the doorbell then enter the building. That should baffle them.

Please ensure that this code is not divulged to non-members. The Committee particularly ask that it should not be given out over t'internet as we have heard that many old and bewildered people get information this way.

[boxtops]

Good evening milady, I am just popping in to say that I may not be coming tonight, I have to attend a Hawaiian Event. Indeed I am only here because I await my escort, complete with flowery shirt and lei. He has declined to wear a grass skirt and flipflops, much to my disappointment, since I have been round to the event and found at least one man attired so. However there are others without, so I must be grateful. I will stay while I can, if I may, and perhaps - if on offer - I may partake of a pre-Hawaiian tailcock?

[petal54]

mamaged to press numbers in correct order,once i'd put right 3-d glasses on.just escaping from the magnshifant seven.hope no floods last night

[ladyalex]

Good evening boxtops and petal
You are both most welcome. Please help yourselves to tailcocks.
Unfortunately, Mamyalynne has not appeared as yet, so it is do-it-yourself on the tailcocks tonight.

[Mamyalynne]

Oh Milady what a whizz of an idea, that number rings a bell, was it his ludships number when he was incarcer.... err perhaps not. Anyway have made a huge vat of Punch , forgot the fruit this time and a large tray of tailcocks to start us off.

Boxy do be careful with the Hula dance can be dreadful on the pelvic girdle area.

[ladyalex]

Boxtops...I am very envious of an Hawaiian evening....could do with a lei

[ladyalex]

Glad you approve of the code, Mamya and thanks for the tailcocks etc.

I did get the number from lordalex as it happens.........

[petal54]

next door having a BBQ,so may disappear in a while if rain stays off.Bigs been done for speeding & having a ding dong with transport manager

[ladyalex]

I hope you don't mean you are deserting us for the Home for the Bewildered, petals. There's no way back from there.......

Is Bigs a musician then ? Campanologist perhaps ?

[Mamyalynne]

A lei and a ding dong, so early in the evening my word.

[ethandron]

it's the heat, don't you know.

[petal54]

no,gary's mums '21'st birthday,& Bigs is as musical as a squashed lettuce

[ladyalex]

Musical vegetables...now there's a challenge.....

[ttfn]

knock knock

[boxtops]

Milady I had asked my friend ttfn to send my apologies, in case I couldn't be here, but she is not here yet, must be on her way - so if there is any confusion, I am and I am not. Hawaiian man has just materialised so I will say farewell, and hope you all have a lovely exciting unworried time tonight, animals 'n'all ♥

[petal54]

I think askyourgran is on a roll,think she'd some luck withe gee gees

[Mamyalynne]

Welcome Ena do hope you are suitably refreshed do have a tipple, we can sneak out for a ciggie soon

[boxtops]

Oh ttfn, I am just on my way out, I have explained my confusion that you might say I was not here but I am - or not, as I am just going! Have a good time!

[ladyalex]

Good night boxtops, enjoy your lei.

I think someone had better let ttfn in. i don't think she can manage the new system

[ttfn]

Whitebait 1212 - is that not a total of 6

[petal54]

who's there?