I do, I do!

[Bobbisox]

Oh, I Wish I'd Looked After Me Tits?
By Pam Ayres?

Oh, I wish I'd looked after me dear old knockers,?
Not flashed them to boys behind the school lockers,?
Or let them get fondled by randy old dockers,?
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.?

'Cos now I'm much older and gravity's winning.?
It's Nature's revenge for all that sinning,?
And those dirty memories are rapidly dimming,?
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits?

'Cos tits can be such troublesome things?
When they no longer bounce, but dangle and swing.?
And although they go well with my Bingo wings,?
I wish I'd looked after me tits.?

When they're both long enough to tie up in a bow,?
When it's not the sweet chariot that swings low,?
When they're less of a friend and more of a foe,?
Then I wish I'd looked after me tits.?

When I was young I got whistles and hoots,?
From the men on the site to the men in the suits,?
Now me nipples get stuck in the zips on me boots,?
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits?

When I was younger I rode bikes and scooters,?
Cruising around with my favourite suitors.?
Now the wheels get entangled with my dangling hooters,?
I wish I'd looked after me tits.?

When they follow behind and get trapped in the door,?
When they're less in the air and more near the floor,?
When people see less of them rather than more,?
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits?

[TheOtherHalf]

Hi Bobbi

That is so funny. Thanks

[redman41]

Very funny and very witty as well Bobbi. Don't see much of Pam Ayres these days maybe that's why ! lol

[Mick-Talbot]

sounds crap in a geordie accent.

[Bobbisox]

just thought I would bring a smile this Sunday morning
tth
:-o)

[Bobbisox]

Morning boys: O)

[ttfn]

But at least you can see if you are wearing matching shoes now (;-))

[redman41]

Did you enjoy 'Rock around the Clock' Bobbi ! I'm sure it was good.....

[mr-rubix]

sounds crap in a geordie accent.

I disagree mick and think everything sounds hilarious in a Geordie accent.

[Bobbisox]

had a brilliant time red, we were up dancing and clapping to those songs of an era gone by, we went for an Italian meal before going to the theatre, all in all, a good night out thanks x

[Bobbisox]

Morning mr r :-o)

aye true ttfn, never thought of that..lol

[pastafreak]

Thank god I looked after mine...while I sinned...;-0

good one bobbi...x

[redman41]

Very important these mammaries, look after them ! lol

[Bobbisox]

morning pasty
mwah x
I hope it can bring a smile to people today, it did for me
:-o)

[Bobbisox]

♪ Sweet, sweet, the mammaries you gave me ♪

[4getmenot]

I've heard 'Oh I wish I'd looked after my teeth' but never this one. Why's every line questioned?

[mr-rubix]

"Mammaries were made for this" Was a great song by Dean Martin redman.

[redman41]

9 out of ten men said they preferred women with large breasts. The remaining man said he preferred any one of the other 9.......

[Bobbisox]

no idea 4get!
I got this from my friends in Cyprus, I didn't add punctuation !!!!

[pastafreak]

I have just sent it on to a few folk who will appreciate it....lol

[MrIncredible]

Pam Ayres...I haven't heard that name since they stopped filming pebble mill at one!