Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.
Welcome, one and all.

How wonderful it is to be back amongst you all.

All members will be pleased to note that The Committee will be meeting next week to consider the important matter of subscriptions. In these times of economic downturn, it may be necessary to make a small...er...substantial increase.
Staff wages will also be under consideration and new posts are always available to suitably qualified applicants.
Usual terms and conditions apply. (See Mamyalynne for details).

I am very hopeful that one of our members will be carrying on the now-established tradition of giving us a talk on their specialist subject...come on now, I know that there are many talented members out there, bursting with knowledge of knitting socks and turning heels, crotcheting toilet roll covers, origami through the bamboos, the history of the apostrophe from medieval times and many other topics of interest to us all.
Again, usual terms and condition apply, the box for the speaker's fee is on the hall table. (Large denomination notes only, please.)

[petal54]

good tidings m'lady,hope you & yours are well.I hope your refreshed from your family visit last week-end. I hope that,on my return from my family visit to the penal colony later in the year that I'll be able to give talk on boomerangs & triabl art

[ladyalex]

Hello petal, how lovely to see you again.
I will look forward to your talk, but won't you be standing on your head for a while after your return ?

[alexanderd]

good evening Ladya I would like to give a talk on bee-keeping if that is ok (I promise not to drone on)

[alexanderd]

petal are you going downunder?which part?

[ladyalex]

How wonderful, alexanderd......I knew we were all talented in this club.
You are a honey!

[Mamyalynne]

Sorry to be tardy Milady, I do hope my wages are not increasing, I will indeed inform and interview any prospective candidates for new positions and point out the errr drawbacks.

Usual tailcocks and nibbles in the long gallery.

[anneasquith]

petals downunder the table already ?

[ladyalex]

Welcome Mamya and Anneasquith

Petal will be all right...alexanderd is looking after her downunder

[Mamyalynne]

Oh Alex there won't be actual bees, will there, am not keen nor is Alfie.

[petal54]

should be ok,as you know i'm rather batty,so hanging upside down is quite normal, going to a wedding in new south wales,step daughter's wedding to a fireman

[alexanderd]

it will be a short talk M,Lady as I am just starting and only have one bee at the moment. It is in a jamjar in the potting shed but as soon as it produces some honey you can have a jar

[ladyalex]

A fireman.....can you invite friends ?
We really like firemen here.

[anneasquith]

ive been to Wales. swansea i think.

[ladyalex]

Thank you so much, alexanderd. Fortunately I am patient and can wait for my jar.

[alexanderd]

I went to Wales once, it was closed

[petal54]

I'm sure a select few would be most welcome,plenty of tailcocks,barbies & wave boarding(latter not up my surf board,not with meds)

[anneasquith]

alex i think you require a queen, good evening, mamy i dont partake of alcohol can i have a soft drink please, has anyone seen ttfn today, i just wondered if she managed to get a sleep today ?

[ladyalex]

We went to France in August once and it was closed too......all of France....every bit of it....even the bakers' shops....

[petal54]

Bigs family from Wales,after they left it was empty

[Mamyalynne]

I don't get put much, sniff, but do like honey.