Funnies from local church magazine

[denis567]

1. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day and I couldn't find any.
2. I went to a seafood disco last week and I pulled a muscle.
3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving
that you can't have your kayak and heat it.
4. Our ice cream man was found laying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and
thousands. Police say he topped himself.
5. Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world is Chinese. There are 5 people in my family,
so one of them must be Chinese, so it is either Mum or Dad, my older brother Colin
my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu or me. I think it is Colin.

[marval]

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