Funny Sporting Gaffs

[moonraker558]

"And here's Moses Kiptanui, the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago” (David Coleman) "We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race, only exactly the opposite." (Murray Walker) "Its a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs" (David Coleman) After playing Cameroon in the 1990 world cup finals: "We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought." (Bobby Robson) On the difficulties of adjusting to playing football and living in Italy: "It was like being in a foreign country." (Ian Rush) "I was in a no-win situation, so I'm glad that I won rather than lost." (Frank Bruno) "There is Brendan Foster, by himself, with 20,000 people." (David Coleman) "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical." (Murray Walker) Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew. (Harry Carpenter) " That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record". ( David Coleman ) “Paula has a quick look between her legs and likes what she sees." (A running commentator)

[bibblebub]

During yesterday's rugby union game between England and South Africa, Matt Dawson said of one of the SA players "...he's cut off his left foot"; no blood bin was involved.

[mike11111]

Cann't remember the commentator (might be Brian Johnston) but I seem to remember something along the lines of "A quick tickle to the inside leg, and he's quite pleased with that".

[NazNomad]

Can't forget Ted Lowe's snooker commentary ... "and for those of you who are watching in black and white, the pink is next to the green".

[Sqad]

Poor old Ron Atkinson.....what is he doing now?

"I'm going to make a prediction - it could go either way."
(RON ATKINSON)

[MickyMacgraw]

This was a weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event.

"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

[mike11111]

i shall pretend I don't understand that!

[MickyMacgraw]

Mike to have been in the crowd when he said that, I bet there were plenty of smiles all round.

[janbee]

There was a Cuban runner by the name of Alberto Juantoreno in the 70s and at the 76 Olympics David Coleman (who else?) said, when Juantoreno suddenly sprinted ahead, "this man just opens his legs and shows his class".

[MickyMacgraw]

janbee that was funny!

[mike11111]

Old, but true, from an old test match.

"The batsman's Holding"
"The bowler's Willey"

[MickyMacgraw]

You guys are killing me mike.

[ClaireBare]

very good rofl

[ClaireBare]

very good rofl

[MickyMacgraw]

There's one hell of an echo in here!

[Everhelpful]

Colemanballs Books,anyone?