Husband for sale

[EcclesCake]

Having spent most of yesterday in the kitchen I really couldn't be bothered to cook, OH suggested getting a takeaway.

Found menu, read through it made my choices and carefully marked menu. Handed it to him to make his choice.

Off he toddles to takeaway and returns 30 minutes later.

He returns with exactly what I requested and nothing more. What are you having I asked? His reply - 'yeah, I did wonder about that'.

He really couldn't understand why I was so p'd off at having to share my dinner with him.

Any takers?

[AlBags]

Training needed obviously.

[mrs_overall]

You expected your hubbie to think for himself??????

Bad move

[dotty.]

well men are like computers, they only do what you tell them.

[NoMercy]

I'll do you a swap. I got told yesterday that I was, at best, a mediocre cook. I took it on the chin as I do all his abuse but I think I may have overstepped the mark when I suggested he upgrade his Mazda to a smart car!

[RATTER15]

Typical Woman, just thinking of her self :-)

[mrs_overall]

When I was pregnant I sent mine to the shop as I was craving grapes, preferably green ones. I told him if they didnt have green ones, to buy what he could (i.e. red or black grapes)
He came home with 4 sausage rolls

[tiggerblue10]

I'm quite happy on my own thanks. Mr Tiggs visits once every two weeks and thats about as much as I can take.

[RATTER15]

lol, Just kidding, My dearest Carrakeel alway thinks of me first, She is a gem :-)

[pusskin]

ha ha my husbands just the same --just doesnt think! Big problem at time lol

[Barmaid]

lmao. Unfortunately Dotty, they don't have a "control-alt-delete" function (am working on that though).

Not sure you are going to get much for him Eccles!!!

I came home on Thursday to find absolutely NO housework had been done. He casually said "don't go in the bathroom". I had to - I wish I hadn't. There were bits of his car in the bath. I yelled at him "What are bits of your ****** car doing in the ***** bath?". He responded "They wouldn't fit in the dishwasher".

[RATTER15]

She is actually in the kitchen cooking my rump steak as I type this :)

[Sqad]

<<<<<<<<well men are like computers, they only do what you tell them.<<<<

and that is the secret of a successful relationship, only do what SHE tells you....never EVER think for yourself and make a decision, as if you did......it would be WRONG.

So........I only do what i am told and if it goes t1ts up then it is not my fault.

This is not 100% woman proof....but it is the best technique available.

[EcclesCake]

Mrs O, that is priceless!

NoM, having read some of your food contributions I find that very hard to believe!

I take on board the other comments, I clearly over estimated his capabilities!

[NoMercy]

Oh Sqad, you make me go weak at the knees ;-)

[Sqad]

Eccles

<<Having spent most of yesterday in the kitchen I really couldn't be bothered to cook<<<

I thought that was one of the woman´s functions.

[EcclesCake]

Barmaid, I have experienced similar. It took a while for those bruises to fade.

[EcclesCake]

Sqad, fair point, even more shocking I hadn't combed my hair and put lipstick on before he returned home from a trying day at the office.

I must try harder.

[Sqad]

Eccles...indeed you must and you should reconsider your day at the office as purely secondary............to your function as a wife.........I presume it was your choice to go out to work?

Barmaid........well that is heterosexuality for you and it is clearly not working..........................try.........
......well
you know ;-)

[Barmaid]

lmao Eccles. I once saw an article in the 1950s called the Good Wife's Guide.

Here is an extract:-

* Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favourite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.

* Prepare yourself. Take fifteen minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.

* Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.

* Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives.

"Put a ribbon in your hair" LMFAO.