Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Welcome one and all to our wonderful Club.

We are all overwhelmed with relief and gratitude that our most faithful male member is restored to health this week. We must all be careful lest he over-exert himself, so do all be careful of the moat this week as no one has cleaned it. The portcullis hasn't had it's usual safety check either, so do hurry on in once you've crossed the drawbridge.
Gosh, he does do a lot, doesn't he.....you never miss the water etc.

[ladyalex]

I'd say hello and welcome,annesquiffy, but I'm in a decline.....

[DTCwordfan]

oh no! I hope not a repetition of the Roman Empire as to their decline - theirs was caused by a lack of concrete.

[ladyalex]

I cannot comment on that, I'm in a decline.

[slinky.kate]

is that a cataspult stuck in the cement,who is it for????

[ladyalex]

aaaaaawwwww

[Mamyalynne]

Good grief is she reclining or declining I cannot tell the difference, I need another drink.

[ladyalex]

oooooooh

[albaqwerty]

pulls lady alex out of the decline,

I've still got that half tin of spinach for the raffle :)

[DTCwordfan]

oh that is what your avatar is, kate, i thought it was a hand emerging from the concrete.

[ladyalex]

Thank you so much, albaquerty.....I thought no one was going to help me.

I'd better win the scarf tonight after all this .
Mutter, mutter, grumble.

[albaqwerty]

you're welcome m'lady, please do call me alba

I'm offski to the upstairs kitchen to wash dishes again, :(

[DaisyNonna]

Sorry to be so late milady but the electrics went doolally tapp. Missed the race. Drier blew up. No hot water. No lap top, TV, radio, kettle, toaster. Thankfully son within screaming distance (mobile phone),lifted a switch and behold power was restored. However the drier has gone to the great celestial scrapheap, leaving the flat looking like a tart's boudoir, draped with undies.

Have something for the riffle (if not too late?) Jar of celery salt. Excellent with tomato juice and quails' eggs. Oh! and a knitting pattern for a baby elephant.

[Mamyalynne]

oh Alba what a treat to see you, we have made lots of washing up

[ttfn]

Often wondered if your real name was alba tross ;o)

[slinky.kate]

♫mama mia here i go again♫♫♫

[Mamyalynne]

Daisy nonna what interesting gifts as always, terrible thing that new fangled electrickery, scares me it does.

[DTCwordfan]

daisynonna - how generous, I am sure that the Aintree chav-ess without her panties would love to win the knitting pattern for an elephant.

[ladyalex]

Thank you , alba. Thank you also for doing the dishes. Mamya will arrange for you to pay the approriate fee later.

Good evening Daisy Nonna...you have been having a time of it...you really shouldn't try to dry your herbs in the tumble dryer, you know. They don't like it.
Thank you for the rufflles

[DaisyNonna]

Herbert did complain a lot but eventually realised that warmth was needed for his arthritis.

[slinky.kate]

i love this piano bar '♫ dont let the sun go down on me 1♫(tinkling the ivories) or is it Ena's teeth