Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open
Good evening and welcome everyone.
How wonderful it is to return to dear old Blighty after a short sojourn in foreign parts.
Lordalex and I have had a restful holiday but we are always glad to return home to roost in our own home which has been so lovingly looked after by our ancient retainers.

The wine cellar seems a little depleted, but worry not, dear friends, we are expecting a new shipment very soon, so no need to hold back on the tailcocks.

I do hope that all went well during our absence and that there were no incidents involving the emergency services. (I have not had time to access the minute book.)

We have brought back with us several treats for the raffle:

A string of garlic
A stripey jersey
A beret
A tin of escargots (within date)

I look forward to tonight's talk, which I believe to be entitled :
'Lancashire Peelers, what are they for ?'
or was it
'Lancashire Heelers, what are they ?'
Time will tell, no doubt.

[albaqwerty]

Izal, you ladies are too young to even know about that stuff. The things mothers tell their kiddie-winkles.

Evening Alex, I prefer cake withiout the icing thank you xx Hope you had a lovely time

[starone]

alba - wish that was true. Izal was horrible - think I would rather have the newspaper.

[ladyalex]

Tony V,

I don't think you should refer to the pheasants in the village as pigs.....pigs have feelings too, you know.

Alba, not only do I know about Izal, I vividly remember it...ghastly stuff. In hospitals it had 'now wash your hands, please' printed on it.

[alexanderd]

Anne no, Oz sister is not with me she is staying with my big sis, more room in her house. Alba, had a lovely time thankyou, please help yourself to cake and try one of mamys new tailcocks, it will counteract the sweetness

[Mamyalynne]

Tony V all the tailcocks and nibbles are on the buffet sideboard in the long gallery.

I can confirm that His Ludship does indeed have a matching pair and very nice they are too.

[starone]

Yes, I did mean for both things, playing the comb and paper and the other.

[albaqwerty]

Don't mind if I do alex (hic, excuse me)

Izal should have been first on the Elf and Safety list. Paper cuts on fingers are bad enough....

I've put more sandwishes on the hall table, I'm trying out tuna and tomato with brown sauce

[ladyalex]

That sandwish combination sounds delish, alba. Is it your own invention, or did you 'borrow' it from Nigella, perhaps.

[anneasquith]

alba...............i hope its chip shop sauce ! i hate chips without vinegar, did anyone bring ginger beer ?

[albaqwerty]

The tomatoes get 'done' in hot water to get the skin off and mashed to bits with the tinned tuna
add a dash of brown sauce (It's not nothing to do with Izal, honest!!)

(I'm not as sexy as Nigella)

Evening Anne xx

[DaisyNonna]

Thank goodnes you have incarcerated the Elf. Whenever he looks at me I feel guity.
The firemen were fun, especially the one with red hair, a cheeky smile and Irish accent.
Could we maroon the castle cat up a tree? Just a thought. Perhaps another tailcock instead.

[ladyalex]

I didn't know that lordalex had exhibited his pair to you , Mamya.... . when did this happen ?, she asked suspiciously......

[supersuezy24]

What's tonights tailcock made of?

[albaqwerty]

there's a gernerous helping of rum suez, both white and dark

But LadyA is a gernerous lady.

Captain Morgan is a tad spicy this evening tho

[TonyV]

Mama - will inbibe one of your tailcocks then

[alexanderd]

Suezy no-one knows, its mamyas little secret every week, only she knows whats in there

[ladyalex]

OOps, sorry Suezy, forgot to welcome you ...welcome!

Do not sell yourself short, Alba. I'm sure you can lick your finger just as well as Nigella licks hers. And I bet you've got similar cardies to hers, don't we all ?

[ladyalex]

TonyV, as you have not been vetted, we are unsure of your age, so do take it steady with Mamya's tailcocks , they can prove a mite powerful

[albaqwerty]

I've rescued tonight's guest spearer from the most, all he babbled was
CHEF AID TRADITIONAL LANCASHIRE PEELER TO USE ON ANY VEGETABLES WITH POTATO EYER LEFT OR RIGHT HANDED SERRATED STAINLESS STEEL BLADE WOOD HANDLE

[TonyV]

can just say putting a bouquet of flowers into raffle - it is a very pretty garden you have Lady