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ttfn | 21:22 Sun 05th Jun 2011 | ChatterBank
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I need to thank my guardian angel and have a stiff drink. Just had the closest shave driving home from Big Sis's. High performance cars, low performance boy racers and wet roads do not mix well. Cheers!
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Whoaah !!
glad you are okay ttfn x
didnt know you were a boyracer Ena! Seriously glad you are ok
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Not quite the vocabulary I used jj ☺
oh thank god you are ok :-))))))

have a large one xx
lol alex..
Its that Porsche Cayenne Turbo, souped up to 575HP that you drive ttfn.

Anyway I am presuming you are home safe and not texting this message over from a police cell.
glad you're safe, weren't on that dreaded spur road were you?
The countryside is dangerous, Ena.....glad you're OK. Big drink and off to bed , I'd say.
Glad you are OK. I'd have several stiff ones if I were you.
So glad you had a lucky escape, there are some maniacs out there.
Hope you are Ok now ttfn. \;-)
Jesus Ena, you okay now?xxx
BM...how suggestive!! Orgy!!
Hope you've got something stronger than a milk stout. Glad you are ok.
Adapted......

The car sped through the dark street, with its passengers within wearing their best clothes and all of there best shiny bling.

As the screeching sound hailed down upon the dark, it was suddenly interrupted loudly by a quick remark.

I bet that’s a boy racer, doing that again one of the voices said from the group of old men.

The sound of ambient and base emerged down the long dark road, as the old men grumbled and put down more of their heavy load.

With a load screeching and a below of sound, the car emerged as the old men put there bags on the ground and all of them frowned.

Bloody immature kids are totally insane one of the voices remarked as it began heavily to rain yet again.

They should all be locked up and banged away one did begin to bellow and say.

Before "young" TTFN and her friends emerged from the car in their best clothes andshiny bling, shouting at the old moaning men to hurry up and get in.


Read more: http://authspot.com/p...s-poem/#ixzz1ORInTRwI
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Thanks all. No Prudie - under the flyover at the Ringwood roundabout, coming off the A338. I suddenly heard an engine roaring and tyres screeching. Checked my mirror to see the car behind gaining on me alarmingly - he was broadside to me :o(
How irresponsible .... driving and shaving is very, very dangerous.
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You can say that again Mick - had to stop putting my mascara on.
there are a lot of kamikaze drivers out there at the moment, you would think the would go easier on the gas with the cost of fuel

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