Mad over fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open




Welcome one and all to our Club.

Members will be glad to know that lordalex has recovered from his exertions of last week and is safely upstairs with Uncle Joe. The stitches are dissolving slowly and you would hardly know that anything had happened to him.

The Committee has had a request from the Home for the Bewildered , which as you know is next door, asking that we confine ourselves.
This request has been declined. (Although Members are reminded that we do have an oubliette available with hot and cold running walls, should anyone wish to take advantage of it. See Matron for the rental rates...very reasonable.)

So far for tonight's raffle, we have:

Half a tube of polo mints
A bottle of fruity sauce
and
A baseball cap (Burberry)

I am agog to see this week's speciality tailcock, which no doubt will arrive very soon along with the usual array of nibbles and canapes.

[DTCwordfan]

wandered out for a leek and that was it.....saw a sight of the late 20s something meine hostesse in the Laddies and that was it....

Very cute and furry though.

[alexanderd]

Join the club your Maj, you will not regret it, there is always the odd(very odd) chambermaid to be found if you know where to look

[Mamyalynne]

Oh Milady can he live in? There is room in my garret.

[ladyalex]

By all means, Mamya. I prefer my staff to live in if at all possible.
As you know, my rent rates are very reasonable.

DT I think you could do with some black coffee.

[DTCwordfan]

That's what they said and one double serré later, here I am, chest hairs sticking......

So what is the poop on the direction of le Club tonight? Anybody out of order and need parodying.....

[ladyalex]

We have found a special room for you, DT.
Just outside the entrance to the oubliette.

[Lie-in King]

I shall have to insist upon my own quarters - what if I'm entertaining?

Right, who said "There's always a first time"?

M'lady - I should warn you that since the unhappy incident involving a chinchilla & a pushchair, my bank account is being watched by the rozzers...

[Mamyalynne]

A resident scribe too, how jolly.

I shall get the keys to 'the' room.

[ladyalex]

I'm sure we can find a way round your bank account problem, Maj.
Some nice rozzer wil probably give us the gen as to when they're watching.

Hope you're staying away from chinchillas now ?

I'm sure we can find you a quarter of a room somewhere.

[DTCwordfan]

Out to the forget-me not, the sanitary oubliette,
I removed my aiguillettes and epaulettes,
Pulled out the personal bayonet
And made some cider vinaigrette
to be sold to those who live in Somerset.....

[ladyalex]

Excellent, DT.
You can parody even after a night in the pub!
Now that's a talent.

[alexanderd]

Lie-in King, dont offer to live in. Why do you suppose the last butler left? We try to draw a veil over the incident, though now I come to think of it "the incident" involved veils

[ladyalex]

Seven of them , alexanderd. Count them...seven!

[alexanderd]

I closed my eyes after five LadyA, delicate soul that I am

[ladyalex]

I should have expected noting less, alexanderd.
Always the gentleman.

[DTCwordfan]

Just let me know who you want "clobbering" in verse, Milady.....

[DaisyNonna]

DT. Oh you are a marionette

[DTCwordfan]

Oh DaisyNonna, you aren't, by chance, a gorgeous brunette?

[ladyalex]

Why thank you , sir, DT.

It's nice to have some 'muscle' around.
I think we're relatively peaceful at the moment.
Perhaps you could hone your skills on an epic diss-ing the Bewildered lot next door ? They are a load of pains in the *&%$

[Lie-in King]

Yes, m'lady, but they're sooooo soft & furry & deli..ghtful to look at.

alex - again, thanks for the advice - I've a lot to think about & learn...