Now, look here, Mrs
I don't know what time you stay up to, still swigging Kiwi White or when you start on the vino collapso in the morning but I can assure you that a) It is many decades since I stayed up long enough to be drunk at 6 a.m. and b) I have never ever started drinking that early in the day!
So less of the pots and kettles !!!
ooooh dear, the owl's not happy !! beware of flying feathers, etc !! actually saw your 'portrait' in one of the uk papers, very nice, did you see it ??