Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Good evening to all or members.

I am delighted to be back after my unexpected but very pleasant stravaig to the East Neuk, a calm yet mysterious place full of artists and small people in wet suits.
I will, however, resist giving a talk on my experiences there.
Any other volunteers for tonight's entertainment should report to a Committee member at their convenience.

Prizes so far for tonight's raffle include :

four socks, two pink two blue

a roll of elastoplast

a tin of chopped tomatoes

and six safety pins


I should also say that, Hurricane Irene permitting, I am off to Massachusetts on Monday to see the son-and-heir (and the Kentucky fiddler). Lordalex and I will not be returning for 3 weeks, so I would be obliged if Mamyalynne or alexanderd or any other club stalwarts would fill the breach. I'll leave the keys in their usual place and look forward to regaling you all with tall tales of the goings on in the Wild West when we return.

[ttfn]

Bon voyage milady - travel safely. Hello Mamya - any chanvce of a quick Courvoisier for old pal's sake, please?

[Mamyalynne]

Certainly my love, have you escaped rustication then ?

[vallaw]

what no milk stout ttfn?

[Mamyalynne]

I do hope I won the cat's whisker, I seem to be out of the loop tonight.


Would you like a voltra vons too?

[Rapunzel61]

Psssssst, TTFN come over here love, I've got a bottle of Courvoisier - there you go!

[Mamyalynne]

Any voddy Rap??

This is proper cosy, sit by the Aga and warm your toes.

[ttfn]

Rustication is a state of mind, apparently, Mamya ;)

[Mamyalynne]

My mind is not in the least rusticated then but vin rouged.

[Mamyalynne]

Now I see that Ena is nodding in the corner, does anyone else need a top up ?