daft questions

[slinky.kate]

i like bovril,do you
answer then the you ask a daft question???????

[RATTER15]

Yes I do.

Why is there only one monopolies commission?

[Bobbisox]

because they monopolise everything

Why do the folk in Glockamara never ask after us?

[quizzer01]

I dont like bovril as a drink ,but I have always been complimented on my gravy to which I always add a bovril cube , they are so much nicer than oxo

[slinky.kate]

quizzer you were supposed to answer bobbies question then ask another stupid one of your own.

[Bobbisox]

because they can...

Do Turkish people have Turkey at Christmas ?

[slinky.kate]

yes,turkish kebabs,
why do people run the hot water in there bath first??????

[Bobbisox]

because it gets the temperature right

Why does some words read the same?

[vulcan]

Hot water is run first to ensure the water is hot !
How do know when you've run out of invisible ink ?

[vulcan]

sorry bobbi, must increase my typing speed.

[slinky.kate]

because we only have 26 letters in the alphabet and millions of words(ha ha)
why does pepper make you sneeze???

[Bobbisox]

because it tickles your nostrils (no probs vulcan)

Why can only some birds fly?

[beattie819]

because some birds cant. Why inside out and not outside in

[slinky.kate]

em' 5.
which is the most popular dance
hula'hippy hippy shake'

[Bobbisox]

depends which dance you prefer

In an average human life, how much gas will a human expel?