Mad over fifties CLub

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Welcome one and all .

It has been drawn to the attention of the Committee that a large number of coats have been placed in the Lost Property cupboard.
As the cupboard is now full to bursting, members are asked to retrieve them at their earliest convenience. Alternatively, perhaps the butler could find an alternative hidey-hole.

All contributions for the raffle will be gratefully received.

The Committee have also asked for it to be pointed out that the raffle draw is conducted under conditions of scrupulous fairness. Anyone who wins, wins fair and square.

[albaqwerty]

A very good evening milady. I can offer a half sooked choocie eclair and half a packet of ciggie papers for the riffle.

I'm sure kingy might offer a few coats for the riffle also.

Also I have brought voldyvends for the buffette table

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening Milady - yes I noticed a surfeit of coats, opening an outlet occurred to me.
I have prepared many goodies for the buffet tonight including venison burgers for the boys to take in the TV room for the football.

This week's guest Tailcock is the Green Griffin a very versatile tipple not suited to novices though.

For the rofl

A Quality Street tin
12 shirt buttons
a foot of black Velcro
apple lip balm

[ladyalex]

Hello Alba and Mamyalynne. How lovely to see you both and so generous.
An outlet...what a good idea....

A Green Griffin will slip down nicely.

[Mamyalynne]

I have a tray ready made up, and some dainty finger food too.

[ladyalex]

As long as it's dainty.....

Hope I win the lip balm. Apple is my favourite.

[Lie-in King]

Good evening m'lady, Matron, guests.

For the rofl I proffer -

A hand of bananas
A tube of insect repellent cream

The cupboard is somewhat bare.

Unlike the cupboard here it would seem - I shall attend to the coat dilemma shortly, m'lady.

[ladyalex]

Welcome, Maj and thank you for the raffles (everything welcome, no matter how small...) and for your services with the outerwear

[Lie-in King]

M'lady, I have taken the liberty of opening the (secret) trapdoor in the lost property cupboard.

The lost property cupboard is now empty of coats & ready to receive tonight's selection.

[Mamyalynne]

Don't get rid of my Duffel Coat please, had it since school days has years of wear left

[ladyalex]

I knew I could rely on my staff in a crisis.

Ah, Duffel Coats...so cosy and lasted forever...do you remember duffel bags too ?

[Lie-in King]

Very well, Matron, I shall retrieve it from the now full-to-bursting (secret) under-the lost-property cupboard cupboard.

I believe I require a tailcock.

[ladyalex]

Do be careful in there LIK. We have lost members in there before now...remember the labyrinth...

[albaqwerty]

The dainty dfuffle coat is mine, I tell ye, it's mine :)

Evening kingy xx Ohh the things you hide....

Not to mention the things which are found

[Lie-in King]

Indeed, Miss alba - Matron's duffle coat could not be described as 'dainty'

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em while I hide some stuff, they're lovely!

[ladyalex]

No squabbling over a coat now. I'm sure there are at least 2 duffel coats down there....which one had a tartan lining and a zip-offable hood ?

[Mamyalynne]

'xcuse me but my name tag is in it.

[ladyalex]

Danger, LIK

[Lie-in King]

Be not afeared, m'lady - after a few of Matron's Griffins, I'll be able to palm off some of the tat - they'll never notice

[Mamyalynne]

Mine is camel (Bactrian)

[Lie-in King]

Oops. I appear to have said that out loud.