Mad over fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open

I'm afraid I am still suffering from the so-called 'virus', so I'll have to leave you all to your own devices again.

Wodehouse didn't work, so I'm going to bed with Conan Doyle now.

[rowanwitch]

I'd ditch the classics and try jackie collins m'lady might warm you up...

[petal54]

good evening all,sorry to hear you're still under the duvet m'lady. I hope CD works his darndest!I've a few odd wooly bed socks if they'd help & a part used bootle of turps

[albaqwerty]

,ilady, I hope Conan Doyle does it for you. Let him ivestigate the mysteries of the virus and you feel better soon x

[Mamyalynne]

Oh Dear still under a spell - not to worry - rest up and we will manage am sure. A hot toddy coming your way later.

[slinky.kate]

i havent been here for ages either,but i've been outside since 5 2 8,i'm dressed up for hallowean,you like my elsa the lioness costume,it's for maj. i hope he's here.for raftle i brought a bag of cough candy,bottle of vanilla essence,can of irn bru.sorry to hear your ill as well ma'am

[petal54]

Is matron off duty,or has she hiding with the butler,though he's also been suffering,must be the bats in the chanderthingys

[DSJ]

Just popping in to greet you all on my way to a Witching Wine & Cheese party.

[Mamyalynne]

Unavoidably detained due to my familiar being wayward - all usual nibbles are now arrayed and this weeks guest tailcock if frog toed Frappé

[Mamyalynne]

For the rofl I have

A newt (no eyes)
Cauldron handle
wooden spoon with a bite out

[petal54]

the toad frapee has broken my vows to avoid amphibians,just right for the leech wine

[Mamyalynne]

Vows are made to broken and spells are made to be cast Mwahahaha!

[petal54]

too true Mamya,the dye is cast,cackle cackle

[DaisyNonna]

Bad evening enemies. For the rifle I have : a packet of hot cross buns. Not out of date, bought today in the co-op. A once used besom too flighty for me.
A Devil's Food Cake Mix. Checked and discovered it was too high in fat for me.
A grimoire. Have copied all the good bits so thought I should share.

[petal54]

no cake minx for me too hard work

[Mamyalynne]

These tokens of magical delights are mounting up nicely, thank you all.

[slinky.kate]

is lie-in-king coming tonight?????

[petal54]

must fly or is it flee? the elves are fiddlinf with my time pieces & am going doole ally tat,nothing new I know,

[petal54]

not sure if I've seen the royal mane this week

[DaisyNonna]

Perhaps we should get together to find a potion to help ladyalex.
In the mean time a tailcock potion would be of assistance to me.
Who wants to hide my cloak?

[nungate]

Is anyone keeping an eye on the moat? There was a bit of a to do last week as no one was keeping and eye on the crocodile, it fairly put the wind up my llama.