Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open


Welcome everyone once again.

What a night of wind and rain here at the grand house tonight.

We must be sure to cosy up to the fire and enjoy our nibbles, tailcocks and good conversation.

Sadly there do not appear to be any contributions for the raffle this week.

[tenrec]

Lady Alex, I can't stop but would like to offer a marrow and ginger jam sandwich left over from my lunch for the roffle.

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening Milady, yes a wild night indeed, so have done a hog roast on the spit over the fire and have crusty cobs to serve it on,

This weeks Tailcock is the 'Trident Tested' - a jaunty brew ans quite a kick.

For the wiffle

Pkt indoor sparklers
A warped clipboard
2 Donkey stones
An old sponge

[petal54]

I have brung some slightly soiled nappies & half a packet of dried out wetwipes,left in the car for a couple of weeks,only notice now as had a cold!on guard duty at the phone lines,so only a short visit

[polar-bear]

Evening All, Hope you are all well. For the woffle I have brought a toy meerkat with a christmas hat. It is quite pretty really.

[ladyalex]

Welcome all. And thank you so much for the raffle prizes....marrow and ginger jam...yum yum . Haven't had that for years.
What are you guarding, petal ?
A trident tested woud go down very well, please, Mamya...a triple I think.

[ladyalex]

Hi PB. Simples.

[petal54]

apart from my insanity,I'm not too sure.

[Mamyalynne]

Trident testeds all round, drink up.

Petal , maybe not you??

[Lie-in King]

Good evening m'Lady, Matron & guests - I apologise for my tardiness.

For the rofl, I can offer -

A piece of string - I am unsure how long it is
A small jar of cornichons
Half a bottle of Radox shower gel

I shall begin hiding coats & serving tailcocks immediately.

[ladyalex]

Hope I win the sandwich and the indoor fireworks....

[polar-bear]

What exactly is in the Trident Tested?

[petal54]

hope to call back later,off in search of fire wood with the meerkat

[ladyalex]

Good evening, LIK.
Glad to see that you are on duty , even if a little late...

Cornichons....would go perfectly with that marrow and ginger sandwich.

Have people not been constantly asking you how long your string is, LIK ?

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, Miss bear - alas, Matron's recipes must remain a closely guarded secret... A large one then, Miss?

[ladyalex]

Be careful, petal. Don't take the matches with you...

[polar-bear]

Of course LIK

[Lie-in King]

M'Lady - I'm sure that there will be more than enough prizes entered & that the incredibly lucky winner will be thrilled. Your treble Trident Tested, m'Lady.

[flump1]

Good Evening it is a wet and windy night on the Island of Wight and I shall retire after a quick tailcock . I offer for the waffle, a bottle of Delrosa syrup and a box of Biotex. I found these in my back passage and don't know how long they have been there...........now here is my poncho .....where might my Trident Tested be ? ...

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, Miss flump - I shall hide your poncho for you (very, very well indeed) & here is a large Trident Tested in return.

Please feel free to nibble some hog.

[Mamyalynne]

Amazing what your passages can hold, a good clear out is very therapeutic.

Where did petal , go the fireworks are missing??