The White English Man and his Guide....

trt | 01:03 Tue 10th Jan 2012 | Jokes

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This British explorer is in the dark jungle, going where no
Western man has gone before. Accompanying him is his trusted
guide, interpreter, cook, and troubleshooter all in one.

One day early in the morning, they arrive at a lake and find a
handsome dark young man taking a morning swim. When he got to
shore and stood up the explorer couldn't help but notice the size
of his penis. The young man had the longest, thickest penis he
had ever seen, or even imagined. He was simply awed. He asked his
guide who this man was.

"He is the prince of the tribe that lives on the other side of
the lake, Sir," came the reply. "This is his morning ritual."

"Ask him," the awed Brit said to his companion, "how did his
penis get to be this size?"

The guide goes to the lake and talks to the man, who seems to get
very agitated by the conversation.

"Well, what did he say?" asked our hero to his assistant on his
return.

"He said, 'Doesn't the white man's shrink in cold water?'"