Over 65s, No NHS

[Jemisa]

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So you're an OAP and the government decides to save money no NHS for you, what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 2 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 Members of Parliment, Of Course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need! New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered. And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes any more.

IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?!

[woofgang]

is this bizarre question or what?

[flump1]

Yay Jem......where do we go to get the gun ? x

[LoftyLottie]

No just a joke that isn't funny and very naive.

[Mosaic]

jemisa?
I'll have the gun, I'll get my own bullets.

[boxtops]

This one's been posted several times before under the heading of whether it's better to be a prisoner or a pensioner.

[Graham-W]

Of course you still need to pay tax! You don't get out of THAT so easily!

[woofgang]

oh okay, sorry didn't realise it was a joke :-(

[RATTER15]

I think most people would change their views on prison life by just visiting one!

[Baldric]

It's a great thought, even if it's not practical!

[LoftyLottie]

I know you are right Ratter. And prisoners do not get priority health care.

[Jemisa]

One cannot please everyone all the time. Its a Joke in the Joke section, lighten up folks,
I visited my B in L in prison a few years back, one for blue collar offenders & it was almost like Butlins, & he said so.