Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.


Greetings one and all.

I do hope everyone can make it here tonight. We have been shrouded in haar all day and it appears to be getting thicker. In fact I can barely see an arm in front of my face.

Lordalex and I have company tonight, so I will only be able to open up, then hopefully pop in later. So, keep the noise down, please.


I have had no word of a speaker for tonight, but perhaps other Committee members have better information.

Tonight's raffle prizes so far are

1 size 12 crotchet hook

4 pairs of grey ankle socks

half a tub of multivitamins with iron

See you all later
:-))

[petal54]

I hope that you're not too over exposedalba,we don't want his lionness coming over all faint

[Mamyalynne]

Does he need wafting??

[Lie-in King]

He is here you know...

I can assure you miss petal, Matron, that I am not faint, but as bold as ever...

[albaqwerty]

It's OK, twas only a stole but I dunno from whom I stole it :-)

[Lie-in King]

Thank you, miss alba - I shall replace it in the stole section, just behind the fence...

[Mamyalynne]

I am in need of another scorchio, this weather has me rather parched..

[Lie-in King]

A large one, Matron...

[ravenmiss]

I am also requiring more beverages, the raita is rather cooling though!

[petal54]

t'was not casting nastergeons,only mindfull of of your blood presure

[Lie-in King]

Certainly, miss raven...miss (sigh...), an extra-large flagon, miss...

[Jumbo747]

Good evening everyone; what a beautiful day it has been - no haar here (or here haar).

For the rafl I offer
a garden handfork with a bent prong
a left-handed washing-up glove
a length of electric cable

[albaqwerty]

Those tailcocks are really slurpdicious this evening.

Mamya, what are those pink things next to those tasty crispy nibbles?

[DTCwordfan]

No matter where in the Castle we go
there’s always someone who wants to know
If my flock is truly free
What colour have do my sheep have to be?

Some fall in the moat and even sink
Could it be the way they think?
The croc says "good" yet still likes to sin
Casting his teeth on their skin

Each night I pray beside my woolly bed
For those out there whose hair is red
They know we're here they know we care
Lady A's love and long to share

We love Lie-In-King who’s face is black
from putting our coats in the coal sack
The things he needs for life on earth
are all in the closet, well what the Lady thinks he's worth

We pray for Mamya and her fair Light
she's so adorable dressed matronly in white
Although perhaps she and Polarbear live apart
The love of being a-la-blanche is in their hearts

Mrs O's hair is a shade of marigold brown
We need to pray for her when she feels down
In turn we pray to the dyeshops way above
when her hubbie was dispatched in love.....

(nb - the rest is history)

Green too is our Alba's bum
Yet she and all in the Castle are one
Flump will show her love as grey and pink mousies should
We'd all love nungate's llamy if we only could

Regardless colour or the land
I count the Castle guests as the sand
Raven in blue, Petal a puce-pink, loving tailcocks three
In the Castle, plastered as we ALL should be…

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, miss Jumbo - your Scorchio, miss

[mrs_overall]

Top notch as always DT

[Jumbo747]

Good evening Sir LiK, I thank you for the beverage ...........an amazing tailcock tonight.
The tortoise has awoken from her hibernation............

[Lie-in King]

Splendid, DT - I've filled your "Best Bard In The World" flagon...

[DTCwordfan]

thank you, Mr Butler, slip Jumbo into the last verse

Regardless colour or the Jumbo land
I count the Castle guests as the sand
Raven in blue, Petal a puce-pink, loving tailcocks three
In the Castle, plastered as we ALL should be…

[Lie-in King]

Tortoise, miss Jumbo? Please keep it away from the croc - he thinks they're really slow pies...

[albaqwerty]

Green too is our Alba's bum. OI, I've been taking the antibiotices you know :-P