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Simon Cowell the real man, and David Walliams the married man?
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I know questions about the sexuality of celebrities usually get greeted with angry responses like "What does it matter?" and "What's it to you?", but I care not. Firstly, I've never been able to work David Walliams out. He's married yet loves playing camp, and I used to squirm when on the live show of Little Britain he'd grab a man from the audience and pull their trousers and pants down. Very odd indeed. I actually find him disturbing as well as intelligent and funny. What on earth must his wife make of him. On Britain's Got Talent, Walliams winds up Simon Cowell making out he's probably gay as has long been rumoured. Yet in between last night's episode were adverts promoting Tom Bower's new biography of Cowell - now serialised in the press - making him out to be very straight indeed, apparently pursuing Danni Minogue, Cheryl Cole, etc. Seems to me like the lady doth protest too much, but what do I know? And what do you think?
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Of the two I prefer Simon Cowell, far more honest. I don't think David Walliams is gay necessarily, but I don't like him or find him funny- I think he's thoroughly predictable and got seriously ebnt out shape with Noel fielding and russell Brand when they beat him on some charity quiz show because he obviously had considered himself to be the most intelligent there and turns out he wasn't.
In the scheme of things though I don't care if they are gay straight or serial merchant bankers ( which I tink is most likely in both cases).
In the scheme of things though I don't care if they are gay straight or serial merchant bankers ( which I tink is most likely in both cases).
I like Simon Cowell but I really think David Walliams is so ugly with those piggie eyes ... he is having a house built on the border of Hove/Seaford seafront and it is ginormous and a real blot on the landscape. I don't know how he got planning permission for that monstrosity. Near where Fish the wet fish shop is in the harbour, by the yacht club. Ghastly.
Smurf if DW is having a place built on the border of the Hove/Seaford seafront then it's going to be a great big house stretching several miles. Unless of course there is another Seaford nearer to Hove that I don't know about?
And I have to ask how does his wife keep a straight face when they are playing nookey? I mean you could never be sure if he was serious or not. Very off-putting I would think but I have warmed to him especially his charity swims and he can look quite good at a certain angle in a certain light:-)
And I have to ask how does his wife keep a straight face when they are playing nookey? I mean you could never be sure if he was serious or not. Very off-putting I would think but I have warmed to him especially his charity swims and he can look quite good at a certain angle in a certain light:-)
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