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The Club is now Open
Welcome once again to all members old and older.
The Committee have not met this week as we were inquorate.
Do not concern yourselves about this, though, dear members. A doctor was consulted and measures have been put in place.
For tonight's raffle , so far we have:
A Beano Annual 2007 (mostly intact )
Three cups, two saucers and five plates (nearly matching)
Four odd gloves (brown, green, black and tan)
A football with a very small hole
Welcome once again to all members old and older.
The Committee have not met this week as we were inquorate.
Do not concern yourselves about this, though, dear members. A doctor was consulted and measures have been put in place.
For tonight's raffle , so far we have:
A Beano Annual 2007 (mostly intact )
Three cups, two saucers and five plates (nearly matching)
Four odd gloves (brown, green, black and tan)
A football with a very small hole
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I believe the time has arrived for me to divulge this week's Ode, as delivered to me earlier by our absent Bard-in-Residence...
In Absentia – the Bard’s away on a Saturday night date.
First dates aren’t always so sweet
The tensions of “how do you do?”
And “what do you like to eat?”
A tailcock to imbibe, four or two
Then after some AB chatter time it gets easier to talk,
Laughing and learning that little bit more
Nervously holding hands while you walk,
Around the Castle Moat, Croc at his door
Feeling romantic sparks as you share that look
Scared and nervous about the very first kiss,
Doesn’t matter whether you are ravenglass or Lady A, eighteen or fifty
Waiting for the pregnant pause; leaning in passionately for this,
There’s nothing more magical than the first one
LIK’s fireworks erupting above our hearts,
Pulling back to see her lovely nungate-like face
So happy for both of us to share this edgy start,
At the end of the date, when walking to the Castle door
Hoping and praying for just one more,
A goodnight sloopy kiss and a warm embrace
Sends the Bard to his stable home with a reddened glow on his face
DTC
In Absentia – the Bard’s away on a Saturday night date.
First dates aren’t always so sweet
The tensions of “how do you do?”
And “what do you like to eat?”
A tailcock to imbibe, four or two
Then after some AB chatter time it gets easier to talk,
Laughing and learning that little bit more
Nervously holding hands while you walk,
Around the Castle Moat, Croc at his door
Feeling romantic sparks as you share that look
Scared and nervous about the very first kiss,
Doesn’t matter whether you are ravenglass or Lady A, eighteen or fifty
Waiting for the pregnant pause; leaning in passionately for this,
There’s nothing more magical than the first one
LIK’s fireworks erupting above our hearts,
Pulling back to see her lovely nungate-like face
So happy for both of us to share this edgy start,
At the end of the date, when walking to the Castle door
Hoping and praying for just one more,
A goodnight sloopy kiss and a warm embrace
Sends the Bard to his stable home with a reddened glow on his face
DTC
Good evening m'lady, mamya, lik and all................sorry but I can't stay long; I'm away in Leicestershire nursing my dear 95yr-old mum who can't be relied upon much nowadays (in many departments! - don't ask).
But Your Felineship, i would welcome a very large flagon of Glitz to drown my sorrows and help with the (unmentionable) chores.
But Your Felineship, i would welcome a very large flagon of Glitz to drown my sorrows and help with the (unmentionable) chores.
Evening friends. Started to rain again here. Fear my broomstick needs a good shake but please don't put him too close to the fire, he singes easily but loves to watch the flames.
For the rifle I have one red and blue beach ball. Inflated.
a string of onions
a serbo-croat dictionary (few red wine stains)
a red basque
For the rifle I have one red and blue beach ball. Inflated.
a string of onions
a serbo-croat dictionary (few red wine stains)
a red basque
