Mad over fifties Club

[ladyalex]

Puff, puff.....

The Club is now Open


Welcome again to all who enter.

Tonight's talk is to be given by a mystery speaker who has promised to show us slides of their holidays in the UK and abroad.
The equipment and chairs have been set up in the big sitting-room upstairs .
Clearly an event not to be missed.


So far for tonight's raffle , I have

5 green bottles
5 eggs (sell by 12th May 2012)
5 spice powder ( half a pack)

[Mamyalynne]

that lovely spread and now Marmite, I ask you.

[lady-janine]

moonkist, scotch, any form of alki please. OH has decide he has flue. manflue and i can't fin my nurse's unform, only the s&m one. he says that will not do the way he s feeling at the moment.

i need alcohol to dull my thoughts. suggestions please.

really did enjoy lady day

[DaisyNonna]

ladyalex. Shh! Eric only wants to go back to the Ukraine for some sort of game played out-doors with a ball on green growing stuff. Believe it is financially rewarding. Not on TV tonight?

[ladyalex]

Bah!


Well, I'm off to bed now.
Gallivanting again next week, so will be unable to attend.
Have a good time without me and do be sure to check my raffle tickets for me.
:-))

[DaisyNonna]

Jack there is a lovely whiskey sauce you can serve with ice cream.

[ladyalex]

Just saw your post, ladyjane...I can only suggest the large bucket of tailcock . Repeat as often as possible until unconsciousness occurs....otherwise you will be run ragged ministering to the manflu...

Daisy, let him go, dear....you might share in the wealth...

Definitely off to bed now.

Be careful with the stocktake tonight...some of the new stuff should be laid down before it is drunk.

[lady-janine]

exschellentish advich m'l;ady. wiillll foller to letter and full bucket of . . . .

[DaisyNonna]

Fancy referring to a guest like that!

[Mamyalynne]

LadyJ have replenished the bucket, help yourself.

Daisy be a devil let him go.

Night Milady, have made a memo for myself and the Butler - 'Laying down to be done in the cellar', Hic!

[Lie-in King]

I'm back, Matron - I believe the cellar awaits?..

[Mamyalynne]

Indeed it does (I have the picnic blanket)

As midnight approaches may I wish everyone a safe journey home, I will open next week as usual in her Ladyships absence, take care.

Mamya ♥

[DaisyNonna]

Would love to but the buses are so unreliable. Two buses to the railway station. Taxis object to cats. Not sure Eric can speak the lingo. Does his volume of wood equal two short planks? Love hi to bits, however.

[Flyhalf]

Sorry, folks.
Just noticed how my final post of last night reads.
The "I've had enough" relates to the drink, not CB. My consumption is usually more moderate.
Tiredness and drink led me to initially misread the scotch and ice reference, and then to use rather clumsy language to describe my reaction.
Forgiveness, please.

[ladyalex]

No worries, Jack.
I won't be here next week, but I'm sure a warm welcome will await you.
:-))

[Mamyalynne]

Jack , don't worry at all , hope to see you next club opening xxx

[seekeerz]

golly, you're keeping late hours !!! xx

[Mamyalynne]

Sssssssssssssssh!! Is a cellar party lol