ChatterBank1 min ago
(WORK)
The Centre for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly
contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by
hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload
Recreational Killer (WORK). If you get WORK from your boss, any of your
colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!!
This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come
into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or all
of these three antidotes - Really Urgent Medicine (RUM), Work Isolating
Neutralizer Extract (WINE) or Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter
(BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely
eliminated from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you
do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is
controlling your life.
contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by
hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload
Recreational Killer (WORK). If you get WORK from your boss, any of your
colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!!
This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come
into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or all
of these three antidotes - Really Urgent Medicine (RUM), Work Isolating
Neutralizer Extract (WINE) or Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter
(BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely
eliminated from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you
do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is
controlling your life.
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