A Fight in a Biscuit Tin

[penelope2]

There's been a fight in a biscuit tin. A lad called Rocky hit a Penquin over the head with a Club, tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Ribbon and made his Breakaway in a Taxi. Police say Rocky was last seen just After Eight by a Viscount from Maryland, Hobnobbing with a Ginger Nut and an accomplice only known to the police as Rich T. Unfortunately they don't have a crumb of evidence, so the Jammy Dodger might get away with it !

[Nibble]

groan, but lol

[cupid04]

One clean enough to tell the grandchildren, thankyou!

[marval]

lol police said it was not a nice thing to happen, there was one witness called Gary Baldi. He didn't like to point the (chocolate) finger though.

[Fibonacci]

crumbs !!

[sunny-dave]

What a Jaffa ....

[quinie]

Very clever-also liked marval's addition.

[zebo]

His Mum said Have an early bath, Oliver or you'll make Jacob crackers.

[missprim]

Clever stuff.

[tenrec]

Another clever one.