a poem for Tony

[rowanwitch]

Tonyav implores me
As he's finding it depressing
to write about his life
without mentioning cross dressing
Thoughts of wigs and padding
He's finding quite a drag
And he can't keep his spanners neat
In a Hermes bag

When he bend over a bonnet
His suspender belt digs in
So he has to go for hold ups
While he's mechanic ing
His mates laugh at his overalls
They find the lace looks funny
But he mends cars in Hurst Street
so he makes loads of money

His garage is immaculate
With curtains and silk flowers
A workbench with a mirror
He can clean up after hours
A wardrobe for his play clothes
When he goes out at night
A makeup bag and hairspray
So tony you are right

You wanted it to be
With cars you would be messing
I found a way you could do that
And carry on cross Dressing

[albaqwerty]

love it Rowan!!!

Note to Tony, try hold-ups instead of sussies.

[DTCwordfan]

lol - his garters will be jumping at this, rowan......

[Dee Sa]

ace rowan
Dee x

[gness]

Perfect..... sending me off to Devon with that image. I shall smile all the way! xx

[Tilly2]

He'll go round the U bend when he reads this.

[tenrec]

How exactly do I get meusli out of the carpet, curtains and sofa, not to mention the keyboard?
Absolutely hilarious, yep, he will go nuts!

[albaqwerty]

I miss twinging his sussies.

[lady-janine]

lol @ alba.

tony be careful you don't snag your hold ups on your ankle chain.

[humbersloop]

A gem rowan!

See you've got your Boudicca avatar on today, nice.

[chi-chi66]

brilliant rowan...that's funny....here's a couple of cars that might fit in his
new style garage....and one is a convertable too..


http://comps.canstock...-photo_csp3521955.jpg


http://images.paraork...bs_on_a_car-12050.jpg

[mrs_overall]

Brilliant poem!

[tonyav]

BLOODY HELL, now I'm a cross dressing mechanic ( in bloody Hurst St. of all places ) I would have much preferred Corporation St, much better class of customer with those posh shops Rackhams Lewis's ext and Oasis just off. By the way I'm sure I will think of something to get some revenge on you bloody lot for continually extracting the urine from yours truly.
By the way rowan it's very good but I'm sure DT and dave would appreciate a poem from you dedicated to them and their peccadillo's lol.

[mrs_overall]

Tony, I thought it was only humber that had the concession for pecadillos?

[tonyav]

Yeah, but she's expensive lol.

[lady-janine]

are we going to learn about humber's bit and bobs now?

[humbersloop]

S'cuse me!

[mrs_overall]

lady j - humber now has a glass bottomed pecadillo ;-)

[tonyav]

I hope so, your Ladyship.

[humbersloop]

and a fine piece of engineering it is too. Ask my welder..

[lady-janine]

ye gods and little fishes - humber now has welded knickers with a bit of glass in the under area for flashing.