Just a flying visit from me this evening, but I hope to look in later.
For the raffle I have:
Two bus tickets from Aberdeen to Edinburgh (used, but antiques of the future)
Six packets of Capri-Sun orange flavour (sell by date obliterated)
Four hanks of red embroidery silk (different batch numbers)
Good Evening Milady, buttles, materon and esteemed fellow gussets.
After a tiring day in the Listener Crossword Bunker I bring for the roflcc :
1 fly-button (detached - shows signs of teeth marks)
1 can of 3-in-1 body spray (ineffective in normal use)
2 gentleman's abdominal protectors (mildewed - need re-lacquering)
and a small round tuit
I have parked the moped in the moat - the croc seemed pleased ... now may I have a large one from your tailcock cabinet please Mr King