He did say something once but I can't remember what it was. I know he does not want one for some reason. I have one, which my daughter did for me. I have no idea how to do it myself although it was carefully explained to me by the wizards of technology who abound on Answerbank. Perhaps he is like me - hopeless at technology but doesn't want to admit it.
Cor blimey, Craftie's gin and that green hat of hers. I will look like Worzel Gummidge singing sea shantys - not a pretty sight nor good for your ears.