Mrs Overall - Author's CV

[sunny-dave]

Born : Evangeline Honoria Housecoat - Goole 1942

(The result of an encounter between a Latvian Seaman and a Grimsby Fishwife during a doodlebug raid in 1941 - precautions had been taken but the packet was subsequently seen to have been marked 'Antoine AV de Condom - best before 1918')

Education : St Euphemia's Primary School - Sisters of the Sacred Marigold,
St Gonad's Secondary Modern - O levels in Domestic Science and Applied Poisons

Finishing School : Scholarship to "Les Filles Qui Vient" - International School of Modelling - Walsall

Career : Cover Girl May 1963 - "Carp Fondlers Gazette and Chip Shop Echo"

Married #1 - June 1963- Stavros Overall (Prop "Granny's Leg Kebab House, Dudley")

Divorced Sept 1964 - "Incompatible Haddock"

Married #2 - 1971 - Anstruther Overall (no relation) (Landlord "The Whitby Ferret")

Divorced 1974 - "Incompatible Ferrets"

Married #3 - 1985 - Dr Severus Ignatius Sqad (NHS Consultant in Proctology, also in Private Practice as a Cosmetic Surgeon, Harley Street, Scunthorpe - "Your Boobs are My Business")

Divorced 1996 - "Incompatible Lingerie"

Bibliography :

"Dracula - A bite sized companion"
"Craft - A bite sized companion"
"Bridlington - WHY?"
"TonyAV - Condoms through the ages"
"TOWIE- The Only Whippet in Essex"

[excelsior-1]

very interesting, dave.

cannot wait to see her response to this.

well done.

[murraymints]

you missed rubberology in education..

[EcclesCake]

I hope you've got the moped revving for a quick get away......

[tonyav]

Big LOL here dave, how did you know about the finishing school ?.

[divegirl]

hahahahaha....she's gonna kill you.

[gness]

Dave cancels next Harem trip to Whitby.

[sunny-dave]

Perhaps I should have emphasisised "Unauthorised CV" ... ;+)

[divegirl]

or used a nom de plume...she knows where you live!

Mwahahahahahahaha

[TOWIE]

hahaha brilliant Dave. (:o)

[gness]

What`s the betting Dave`s packing? :-)

[baza]

dear o dear I think she will find a rather painful use for the marigolds, I think you should buy up all the petroleum jelly you can.

[Psybbo]

Dave and murray on the run

[craft1948]

lol lol you are sooooooooooo dead.

[rockyracoon]

Oooohh, you're a dead man walking Dave. ;)

[mrs_overall]

I am speechless!

My mother wasn't born until 1942!!!!!!!!

Apart from that, some of the facts are uncannily accurate

[mrs_overall]

And all I will add is that I have just ripped up sunny-dave's story and will now re-write it.

<<<<<evil snigger>>>

[Traci66]

You are either very brave or very stupid Dave, but you did make me laugh.

[lady-janine]

oh dave - gives meaning to another one bites the dust

[Dee Sa]

was this written by a clairvoyant ? why cant I write like this ?

[chi-chi66]

soooo funny Dave..I think she`s now on the warpath..re-writing your story!!!