fao broody crafty ....

[sunny-dave]

I'll nip round for ten minutes crafty - given our combined ages we can call the little bugger "jesus"

d xx

[Psybbo]

Dave, that's it you're a dead man

[sunny-dave]

< as long as you keep yer tights on that is >

[jno]

ten minutes, that's hardly enough to unlace your corsets

[craft1948]

Hang on...............I'm girding my loins.

[Duncer]

With..............

[craft1948]

Pork dripping..................

[NoMercy]

Will you guys get blasted on gin first or get straight down to business?

[Psybbo]

NoM brewers droop

[sunny-dave]

Depends - I'm negotiating a sponsorship deal with Plymouth Dry at the moment ...

[craft1948]

Dry is not good...................

[mike11111]

First sensible thing you've said all day, NOM. My only dilemma is "Gin first, or straight down to business?" Your call, Babe.

[craft1948]

Jesus Mike, you're such a smooth bugger.................

[NoMercy]

I've hardly said anything all day!

[DTCwordfan]

What????! Mike is naturally pubeless or waxed all over?......kinky.

[mike11111]

I was talking to NOM, but Crafty had to stick her oar in, lusting after my body. Jealousy is such an unpleasant trait; I have enough to share.

[Duncer]

Pork dripping..................


I'm yours, irrevocably.

[craft1948]

lol lol Mike, you go for it.........pmsl.

[NoMercy]

Waxing rocks.

[craft1948]

Cheers Duncer.................are you fertile?

[Duncer]

Do you want me to be?

We could have little retards?