FAO Sqad, Sloopy, Gness, NoM, Tony, et al

[DTCwordfan]

Composed on the charabanc - back seat.

The AB Slapper - dedicated to Sqad and Mrs Sqad

Chatterbank tells of an AB girl around town,
Who's often found with her knickers pulled down,
Caked in Overall make-up, the gaudiest of brands,
Though this doesn't matter cos she's good with her hands,
With a fake Sloopy tan and a massive tony-like arse,
It takes just a NoM drink for a thumbs up to make a pass,
She smokes like a gness BBQ, she swears like a trooper,
But isn't bothered either way, she cannae give a fooker,
Her laugh reeks of Marval filth, she has a way with words,
Plus she aint really one of those posher Castle birds,
Her 'mates' all bitch and refer to her 'a moose',
But Sqad's son loves her cos she's so loose,
She's not on her own, yes, there's plenty more out there,
With their 'mummy' tattoos and their L'Oreal hair,
Oh what a gorgeous, and sweet sunny-dave cracker!
Such a pity Sqad's mistaken her for an AB slapper.

[tonyav]

LOL, excellent DT, sqad should like it I think.

[humbersloop]

And there'sme thinking you were watching the grand prix...

[albaqwerty]

Very good DT.

Does AB have slappers? (What have I missed?!)

[gness]

All together now!!!! ONE.....TWO....THREE!!!!

Terrific Mr Bard! So 'twas you on the back seat with us...rascal! ;-) x

[DTCwordfan]

I was sloopy.....

[DTCwordfan]

I was gness but not on the seat, under it.

[humbersloop]

:) dt

alba, have a look at NoM's good morning thread

[excelsior-1]

very good DT.

i've missed something here - but brilliant nevertheless.

[DTCwordfan]

The second Good morning thread, alba, NoM's........

[gness]

Okay....that's the story we'll stick to DT. x

[albaqwerty]

I liked Ummm's reply :-)
Haven't been back yet, will have a shifty.
Cheers me dears.

[Sqad]

LOL....clever.

[marval]

Very good DT, who told you about my filth?

[albaqwerty]

hurrummph, Tony driving and I wasn't even invited to view more of his paintings in the boot.

[DTCwordfan]

Lol - Just loook at jokes, marval!

[NoMercy]

I've just laughed my socks off.

Just think, Sqad could be on Jeremy Kyle one of these days....

[tonyav]

I've got some special ones for you to look at, at nungate towers next Sat alba.

[marval]

Ah yes DT, I should have thought of that.

[gness]

Murraaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!

[DTCwordfan]

tony's purple pics, not his blue ones, alba........