markrix: I am an American...your question is blowing my mind...but on a golf course here, Gofers are usually the only animal you find...and Squirrels...but, the 'wooden' part I don't get...
reckon Artful is right, nice piece of lateral thinking... but hey, how come all these regular questions are getting into the chatroom? All the other topics will be starved! And to think the problem used to be chat in the regular topics...