Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

A warm welcome to all who dare enter Nungate Towers this evening, we plan an evening full of delight and deliciousness for all. Tonight's tailcock will be the "Aurora Borealis" in honour of the widespread sightings of the Northern lights this week - guaranteed to "light" up our festivities. Also on offer is the customary selection of volly vonts and canapes, Scoff has excelled himself with tonight's hot plate - Toad in the Hole with onion gravy
(real toads of course) also on offer lentil soup and bread rolls, there will also be vegetarian dishes on offer, nut roast or bean burgers. On the pudding trolley apple dumplings and custard and sugared mice (freshly caught by the Towers cats)
Yet again the Minstrels will be in the gallery to play a selection of madrigals and fugues and tonight as a special treat they will be joined by local band "The Tone Deafs" in a selection of barber shop favourites. Bungee jumping is also available for those brave souls (weather permitting) and the Muckleflugga Fisherman's Choral Society will be performing a selection of sea shanties and lullabies in the music room.
The Great Hall sack race for the Towers saucer will be held later tonight, all wishing to enter are requested to enter their name on the form on the console table in the vestibule.
The offering for tonight's rofl includes a skein of tangled wool (the cats again) 1 fish tank filter (used) and half completed Times crossword from January 1947.
Carriages have been ordered for midnight

[tonyav]

Very well rewritten DT.

[nungate]

Aw, shucks, DT (turning bright red...................)

[excelsior-1]

when is the sack race
or when is the bungee jumping?

[nungate]

Laydeez and chennelmen Tonight's cabaret The Muckleflugga Fisherman's Choral Society are about to commence their concert in the Music room, those of you who wish to listen or take part in the proceedings are requested to take their seats. Plant will show you the way............

It will soon be time to start the sack race, will all participants begin their warm ups please

[DTCwordfan]

QoM can print it out, having put in real names, and hang it in your guest loo.........

[DaisyNonna]

Do excuse me from the bungee jump. Not afraid of falling but of landing. Luckily Eric is brilliant at hovering 6 inches above the ground. If only he was so good at hoovering on the ground. Ooh! My glass is empty!

[queenofmean]

I wish I could DT but I share the same lame printer as Nungate

[nungate]

Those wishing to bungee jump are requested to take themselves to the South Tower where Greengrass (Towers gardener) will be there to strap you in - Nanny is also on hand with sticking plasters and calpol for those who might injure themselves.
Please note: All participant in the bungee jumping must sign a waiver absolving the Towers of any liability in the case of injury.
Excel, is it wise bungee jumping so soon after your accident?

[DTCwordfan]

Are they singing my fav?:

"Baby doll, you know your white hair
shines like like invisible ink when you're
not here
You left before I got here, so
how do you know I'm late?
You better tell me when you gonna be on the menu
Where are the prawns?
Down by the sea
Where are the prawns?
Down by the sea
Where are the prawns?
Volly vont pie, the waters rise above
your legs beneath your eyes
Already the clouds are drowning and
even the stars are damp
I'll be awake and dreaming all of
us could go screaming
Where are the prawns?
Down by the sea
Where are the prawns?
Down by the sea
Sea - Sea - Sea - Sea - Sea - Sea - Sea"

[tonyav]

Hey maam, is it elastic or rope for the bungee jumping ?

[excelsior-1]

i'll not be deterred from enjoying myself on account of a simple silly trip and stumble.

[nungate]

e-l-a-s-t-i-c So stretchy! I do hope the tide is in tonight ............

ouchy!!!

[DTCwordfan]

so do I, the prawns don't like being stamped on.

[tonyav]

Righto maam, I'll be signing up.

[queenofmean]

the tides in mami

[nungate]

All prawns and other shellfish in the vicinity have been issued with crash helmets and body armour.........

[queenofmean]

good lord...SHELLfish in helmets and body armour...its a bit shellfish for all the other sorts of fish me thinks

[lcg]

helloooooooooooooooo everyone! i have just been released from the nuthouse and managed t find my way to nungate towers. i too am unhappy about the lack of weapons upon my person past the door (one speculum and my trusty dagger). i bring absinthe (to all my nights out) and will be down the bottom of the garden smoking suspicious cigarettes if anyone cares to join me. for the rofl, i have managed to snaffle:
*a corselette (huuuuge)
*one used bandage
*a parking permit - zone 5, scarborough dated 10.10.12
*a fossilised dinosaur turd (sorry!)
now....where's the warm-up tailcock area?

[DTCwordfan]

Are the crabs safely stowed away safely, can't have them interacting with tony's privates - and lobsters on excelsior....? Don't worry about the plankton and the boys (and perhaps mrs O) will have plenty of mussels.

[nungate]

Welcome Icg, nice to see you've escaped again! The drinks are in the Great Hall as is the food.
Are you joining in the sack race. there's just time?