Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

The Club is now open, welcome one and all! For tonight's festivities we have a celebration of 50 years of James Bond with the 007 Tailcock - certain to leave you both shaken and stirred. The Tapster also has a selection of brews from the Towers Stillroom for your delight and delectation. Scoff has again surpassed himself giving us the "Casino Royale Casserole" made with real casino chips as our "Hot Dish" this evening, as usual there is a selection of volly vonts and canapes and vegetarian dishes. On the pudding trolley is Moonraker Mousse with Goldfingers. The Minstrels will be playing their customary Madrigals and Fugues, and later they will be giving us a rousing rendition of all the Bond Themes - a real treat!
Sadly owing to overstretched elastic the bungee won't be operational this evening - we're still waiting for Greengrass (the gardener) to string the elastic bands together to make a cord long enough to bungee from the South Tower, however, we have installed a trampoline in the vestibule for any guests wishing to "bounce" (just be careful of the chandeliers). For your further delight Peppino and his performing Poodles will be giving us a performance in the Music Room.
Any guest wishing to take part in tonight's Sack Race is requested to put their name on the entry forms in the vestibule
My offering for the rofl tonight is 1 Overstretched bungee cord and half a dozen gold hands (fingerless)
A warm welcome is extended to all who dare enter the Towers this evening.

[nungate]

Before we go any further this evening, I' lie to thank my nephew who made it possible for me to communicate with everyone. My power cable to charge the laptop has died and I'm awaiting delivery of a new cable. He stepped into the breach and loaned me the cable (we have the same make and model) so we can open up the Towers this evening.
Ta muckle phenew of mine from your fave auntie xx

[nungate]

^ I'd like ^
not only having trouble with the power seems the keyboard is acting up too!

[Psybbo]

Good evening nungate and QoM, I hope you are both well. For the rofl I bring swizzle sticks courtesy of a local hostelry, a bottle of Rioja and some sea salt

[nungate]

Good evening Sibton, I do hope I win the Rioja - then I can do my Spanish Braised beef.

[Psybbo]

I'll sign up for the sack race unless I'm legless

[nungate]

The Queen of Mean isn't in residence this evening - she's staying with her friend and her wee girl (the wee one in her picture)
Best beloved and I are hoping to have a nice peaceful evening with none of her dramas. (she is a total drama queen!!)

[Psybbo]

Aren't all daughters, except us of course

[nungate]

Couldn't possibly have been a drama queen myself - not with MY mother!!

[excelsior-1]

good evening ladies.

a bond evening .. yippee!, i've been looking forward to the new film - and have already bought my ticket.

my contributions this evening :-

three scented candles
a 2" high plastic tardis
a green highlighter pen
an odd sock (laundered)
my plastic replica of an academy award
a pair of false eyelashes (my god-daughter no longer wants)

one tailcock please, at your convenience..thank you

[tonyav]

Good evening maam and all that may join us, mmmm 007 theme, hope there's Pussy Galore[i for the roffl I have bought a copy of Fifty Shades Of Grey [i]only a few pages missing[i] an engine block suitable for a 1962 Morris Oxford [i]only slightly cracked].

[nungate]

Good evening Excel. QoM asked me to pass on her best wishes to you as she isn't at home this evening.
Igor! Igor!
Fetch drinks for our guests!

[DTCwordfan]

Good evening to you all, I am stirred but not shaken......flicks the MonteCristo cigar ash off the tuxedo jacket, nothing much else on underneath.

Riffle:

One pair of handcuffs minus a cuff
One pair of Judy Dench's nix.
One electronic chopstick (aka tony's Saab aerial)
One fork with one tine (picking locks and earlugs)
One Bond vibrator - to get the gals going Aaaaaah on set.
One tube Adhesive - bonding whatever together
One share certificate - penny bond
Bag of plastic tie backs. (certified 50 shades of blue).
One box of 144 condoms branded "A Weeken Break" Scandinavian size.
One half bottle of wine, neither shaken or stirred.

[nungate]

Hello Tony, you'd best beware the *** around the towers - they have TEETH!

[excelsior-1]

that is kind, thank you.

she will be missed - but it will still be a memorable evening.
you will give her my regards please, when she returns?

[Psybbo]

tony, where have you been hiding?

[nungate]

Ah, Good Evening Mr. DT. We haff been expecting you (stroking long haired black cat)

Igor! Drinks for our guests

[nungate]

I shall be happy to do that Excel.

[RevArkwright]

Cupboards cleared out.

Items for raffle as follows.

Nail clippers, slightly chipped due to being used as wire cutters.
Set of B and Q paint brushes.
Unopened pack of San Izal toilet tissues.
Signed photo of Armand and Michaela Dennis (spelling a bit iffy as piccy is a bit faded)
Ashtray from The Titanic, (may be fake)
Litre bottle of hair restorer.

[tonyav]

Oi DT, I blamed the bloody kids for my missing aerial. Been out most of the day sibo, nice looking bike on your avatar sibo prefer Debbie Harry though !. Thanks for the warning maam I will be most careful around the towers.

[nungate]

Such delights for the rolf Arkwright! Has Igor (ancient family retainer) been round to offer you drink? Plant will be round directly with the trays of volly vonts and canapes