Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

The Club is now open, welcome one and all! For tonight's festivities we have a celebration of 50 years of James Bond with the 007 Tailcock - certain to leave you both shaken and stirred. The Tapster also has a selection of brews from the Towers Stillroom for your delight and delectation. Scoff has again surpassed himself giving us the "Casino Royale Casserole" made with real casino chips as our "Hot Dish" this evening, as usual there is a selection of volly vonts and canapes and vegetarian dishes. On the pudding trolley is Moonraker Mousse with Goldfingers. The Minstrels will be playing their customary Madrigals and Fugues, and later they will be giving us a rousing rendition of all the Bond Themes - a real treat!
Sadly owing to overstretched elastic the bungee won't be operational this evening - we're still waiting for Greengrass (the gardener) to string the elastic bands together to make a cord long enough to bungee from the South Tower, however, we have installed a trampoline in the vestibule for any guests wishing to "bounce" (just be careful of the chandeliers). For your further delight Peppino and his performing Poodles will be giving us a performance in the Music Room.
Any guest wishing to take part in tonight's Sack Race is requested to put their name on the entry forms in the vestibule
My offering for the rofl tonight is 1 Overstretched bungee cord and half a dozen gold hands (fingerless)
A warm welcome is extended to all who dare enter the Towers this evening.

[humbersloop]

o yes dt, but next year's has to be nurtured

[DTCwordfan]

Nothing like chomping down on a good cigar, nungate.....

[tonyav]

Good night excel, Have a good day tomorrow and happy birthday to your God daughter.

[DTCwordfan]

so sloopy has sloes up in her neck of the estuary.

[DTCwordfan]

Night excel....

[nungate]

Minstrels, A roll on the tambor please.......................



And tonight's winning number is.......Thank you Belle,

Peach

Who has the peach ticket?

[tonyav]

Hey nungate, those new ear rings look like they could be sweet breads to me !

[lady-janine]

i fear so DT. although i grow as much as i can to please them.

[Psybbo]

I have

[tonyav]

I have Peach, nungate.

[DTCwordfan]

Not me - the Bond Memorabilia is up for grabs or for the bin.

[nungate]

and tonights winning colours are:



16
45
37
4
10

[nungate]

Tony, you have won the bungee cord!! You lucky thing!



Oooooh look! I won the Rioja! Spanish braised beef next week folks!

[Psybbo]

Tony, beat you to it

[tonyav]

Hooray, I,ve won my aerial back.

[lady-janine]

think i'll say bye for now. have had a busy day today. spent some time in the garden doing some more one handed pruning and then looked after a bonfire.

very pleased with myself that i was able to do all that.

[Psybbo]

oh, great I didn't

[tonyav]

Walking on the beaches looking at the PEACHES !.

[DTCwordfan]

saw the smoke signals from here, Lady J......similar, I had three large ones on the go

[tonyav]

Good night your Ladyship.