Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Yet again I'd like to extend a warm welcome to all the happy mad over 50's
who dare to enter our hallowed halls this evening. In keeping with the time of year, tonight's festivities has a Hallow'een theme (fancy dress is recommended but optional) The Tapster has excelled himself this week brewing up a heady mix guaranteed (he says) to "pop" the pennies off the eyes of the dead! He calls it the "Deathly Cauldron"
On the hot plate tonight we have a delicious Hallow'een Hash, with a selection of Horses doovers and canopies for your further delectation. On the pudding trolley are treacle scones and toffee apples (the toffee apple harvest has been extremely good this year)
The entertainment for this evening will of course be the Towers Minstrels with their usual selection of madrigals and fugues but tonight for one night only, they will be joined by the Crypt Kickers, direct from their sell out tour of Transylvania. In honour of the occasion Igor has taken his chains out of mothballs and will wear them tonight (please forgive him if service is a bit slower tonight) the castle ghost Sir Cumference will also be around to haunt the proceedings and Horace has also promised to leave his comfy dungeon to join in the fun!
There will also be "dookin'" for apples in the swimming pool in the West Tower - full immersion will be required (cossies are provided)
For the rofl I have 1 Hallow'een Mask (used)
1 Witches Cauldron (in need of a good scour)
Come one, come all, and join in the fun....................

[queenofmean]

lol tony there was NO kissing

[tonyav]

Yes they do look like mini brains now I think about it, DT.

[tonyav]

Well qom, will there be another date then ?.

[nungate]

Is it true that you should beat a walnut tree?
Prefer cashews myself

[queenofmean]

I don't know tony

[DaisyNonna]

What is it with you two and nuts? You are nuts, you need nuts or you are trying to be clever?
Nun, you said join in the fun.
This is not fun.

[DTCwordfan]

flagellation of a walnut tree, I have never heard of that........

I am hoping that DN is not taking my chickpea and nuts remarks too literally?!

[DTCwordfan]

we crossed over with our replies.....Daisy, it's just light banter.........

[tonyav]

Not trying to be clever, Daisy, I do like walnuts.
Why don't you know qom, are you waiting for a text or phonecall ?

[DaisyNonna]

What could be literal about your remarks?

[nungate]

You know what boys are like Daisy......................best just to leave them to it, them and their nuts, besides I much prefer cashews! I'm sure I read somewhere about beating a walnut tree to make it produce more nuts have you heard about that? Though it wouldn't be the first time I've gotten things all muddled.

[DTCwordfan]

(ok then, rephrase that, too heart).

[DTCwordfan]

to heart....yipes, my typo fingers

[nungate]

They were out last night, watching a band in a local(ish) pub - she didn't get home until well after midnight (though she did get home before her Dad
BA running late - again!)
I just wish she could find someone who treats her right - she's picked a few duffers in the past, I do hope this one isn't another

[tonyav]

Why is Daisy upset ?, I really have no idea.

[queenofmean]

no tony its my turn to text but I just don't know if this is what i want

[tonyav]

Oh well nungate I suppose you have to kiss a few frogs before you get to the Prince.

[tonyav]

Righto qom, have a think about it.

[queenofmean]

thanks tony

[nungate]

Aaaaaaaaaarrrrgggghhhh, stop analysing everything and make a decision! If you like this guy, stop worrying and see where it goes - took me ten years to realise that your Dad was the right one for me - too much analysing and fretting about things - you might have had older siblings if I had seen the "wood" sooner